Sometimes I wish I had a digital camera to take pictures of stupid people. And then I could post them here.
Last night was Halloween party night, since Halloween is on a Sunday. A lot of people like Halloween. I don't. It's like any of the other ridiculous holidays, except people dress up differently for this one. I just don't see the benefit of wasting time and money to get a costume together, wear it the whole night as it's falling apart and then having to explain who you're dressed up as to every other knucklehead around. It's much easier to just not dress up and say, "I don't like Halloween," and that's the end of it.
So, Angry White Kid's Halloween awards go to the following:
Stupidest Costume: Some guy at the first party I went to was dressed as a cowboy and had a little bulge in his back. Apparently he was supposed to be George Bush with the bulge from the debate. Come on kids, you can do better than dressing as some obscure internet rumor.
Person Who Had Too Much Fun: This year we have two winners. One is passed out guy in the hammock on the porch of the third party. I put pumpkins on him. That was fun. Other is passed out guy sitting in front of our house under a tree when we walked home. Some people said he was meditating, but I stand by saying he was passed out. I tried to wake him to get him to move to this nice bench and grass area a block away, but he wasn't having it. After crazy/manic/tweaker guy who likes to knock on windows at 3 AM and tweaker guy's friend who tries to sell me stolen bikes and moves baby grand pianos my new creedo is so long as they're not in the house, then I ain't gonna worry about it.
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